If Ignorance is Bliss, what is Wedded Bliss?

As you may know, I am married. For the second time. Some call that the triumph of Hope over Experience. I sometimes wonder what it would have been like to have a fancy, Southern Style North Carolina Wedding.

Then I slap myself and smarten up. I live in Boston fercryinoutloud. The only way I'd have a North Carolina Wedding is if I married a gal from North Carolina.

I married a Canadian Brit, we got married on the beach. In sideways rain.

Maybe we should have gone South and had a North Carolina Wedding. At least it would have been warm rain.