Psalm 95; 2:
Let us come before him with thanksgiving
and extol him with music and song.
Blog Your Blessing Sunday LXXIV
CLOSED TODAY 11/25/2008
Over an inch of rain? Wind gusts to 40 MPH? I don't think so! I will be closed today: Tuesday November 25, 2008.
SEE YOU TOMORROW!
Blog Your Blessings Sunday LXXIII
Frequent readers know I am pursuing a Master's Degree in Education. I signed up for the final test today!
Exodus 4:12
Now go; I will help you speak and will teach you what to say.
Hotdogman on TV (Finally)
Last spring, Bob Wilson from the TV show Roadside Stories visited with me. I documented his visit with this post. All summer I waited to hear when the show would air and he FINALLY called me last week.
The show is going to air December 29! Check your local TV listings!
I will also have a full version of the episode one this website.
Don't touch that dial!
Blog Your Blessings Sunday LXXII
Proverbs 10:4
Lazy hands make a man poor, but diligent hands bring wealth.
My Dad is a Punster
My dad likes puns. He sent me this list of his favorites today. Try not to groan too loud as you read these!
1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because
it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
15. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said,
'No change yet.'
16. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
17. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.
19. A backward poet writes inverse.
20. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
21. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
Veteran's Day
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER.
IF YOU CAN READ IT IN ENGLISH, THANK A VETERAN! 
HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY!!!
No Win For the Hotdogman
I entered a Fry Sauce contest at the Benspark Blog a few weeks ago. To see who won, check out the Fry Sauce Contest Winner. (it wasn't me)
The recipes for all the sauces are in the post-they ALL sound delicious!
Blog Your Blessing Sunday LXXI
The USA elected a new President Tuesday. Let's hope he's up to the very difficult job ahead of him. There are a great many mistakes to be fixed.
ACTS 3:17
Now, brothers, I know that you acted in ignorance, as did your leaders.
CLOSED TODAY
I will be CLOSED today, THURSDAY NOVEMBER 6. I have some personal business to attend to and I like to do those sorts of things on rainy, crappy days!
SEE YOU FRIDAY!!!
Obama Mania
Well, history was made and we have a new President elect.
I didn't vote for him (or McCain), but I think we may have something here.
Back in 1980 when Ronald Reagan was elected, the country was in a funk. Like him or not, Reagan was inspirational and he made people feel good about the USA again. We are in similarly down times and the best quality that Barak Obama has is the ability to inspire. He is an excellent public speaker and I believe he'll be a straight shooter.
That inspirational quality could be just what the US of A needs right now and if he can continue to inspire folks, I think he'll make a good President.
Election Day Special
I had an Election Day Special at the Hot Dog Truck today.
A Baloney Sandwich and an empty water bottle for only $700 billion.
I unfortunately did not sell even one.
:o(
VOTE!
Whoever you vote for, VOTE!
If you don't like any of your choices, I have an option for you:
HOTDOGMAN FOR PRESIDENT!
Write me in and, if elected, I PROMISE I will do the following:
Abolish the Federal income tax. The idiots in Washington have wasted enough of our money. It STOPS in my administration. Instead of taxes, I'll set up a website where folks can voluntarily donate to programs of their choice-you'll even be able to pay with Paypal!
Create Corporate tax incentives for alternate energy. Companies that create and manufacture technology that would wean the USA off oil would receive generous tax incentives. That would include solar power technology, alternate fuel vehicles, wind power etc. GET THE OIL MONKEY OFF OUR COUNTRY'S BACK!
Outlaw Ketchup on Hot Dogs! Need I say more?
So if the lefty liberal or the right wing warmonger don't suit you, VOTE FOR THE HOTDOGMAN!!! (I know I'm getting at least one vote!)
Blog your Blessing Sunday LXX
On Tuesday we elect a new President. Whoever wins will be well served to follow this advice:
Romans 12:6-8
We have different gifts, according to the grace given us. If a man's gift is prophesying, let him use it in proportion to his faith. If it is serving, let him serve; if it is teaching, let him teach; if it is encouraging, let him encourage; if it is contributing to the needs of others, let him give generously; if it is leadership, let him govern diligently; if it is showing mercy, let him do it cheerfully.
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