You know the internet has taken over your life when....

You know the internet has taken over your life when:

-you Facebook chat your kids to come to dinner.

-you IM your wife from the kitchen to let her know the tea kettle is boiling.

-the entire household comes to a screeching halt because the router needs to be reset.

-your tweets become more important than actually talking to someone

-you don't have a land line in your home because you Skype

-your smart phone is your best friend

-you "google" yourself

-you have 4,345 "friends," most of whom you have never met

-you have carpal tunnel syndrome, a bad back and are at least ten pounds overweight

-you say things like "fail," "pwned", "LOL," and "can I haz that" in regular conversations