I win Again! And Again! And AGAIN!

I don't ever remember buying British Lottery Tickets, but I am tearing it up in the UK! I won before and today I received this email:

Your ticket number: 023-0148-790-459 with Serial number 5368/05 drew
the lucky number: 29 We are pleased to notify you that your email
address emerged as a winner in our promotional lotto sweepstakes and
as a result you have been granted the lump sum payout of
(500.000.00(G.B.P)which is equivalent to ($917,956.00 USD).
Contact your claims officer below for your claims/winnings
Mrs. Abraham Vicki
EMAIL:lottopayout02@yahoo.co.uk
You are to forward the following details to enable us clear your file
for immediate payment.
Fullname:______________Address:___________
Age:_______Sex:_______tel:_______________
Country:_______________Amount won:________
Sincerely,
Mr:Andy Benson.
FREE LOTTO INT

I also got this one:
We are pleased to inform you of
2ND-SEPT-2007 BRITISH LOTTERY6/49
E-LOTTERY DRAW.
Your email address was picked.

YOUR WINNING DETAILS;

REF NO: BLP/ 24-FB-426253
BATCH: 42/450002/YLP
E-NUMBER 644701836872,
SERIAL NUMBER 64483-72
WINNING NUMBER 01 07 25 31 32 39
consequently won £420,000 in the 2nd
category.Contact the underlisted for claims
procedure.

Mr. Tom Bridge
Email:claimsdesk022@hotmail.com
Tel;+44 703 590 2477

AND THIS ONE:

Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of Six Hundred
Thousand Great Britain
Pound Sterlings(£600,000.00) for the month of September 2007 Lottery
promotion which is organized by
Power Ball Lottery.You are to fill and revert to Mr.Riggs
1. Full name................... 5. Sex...................
2. Contact Address........ 6. Occupation:...........
3. Age.................... 7. State.................
4. Telephone Number....... 8. Country...............
Name: Mr. Michael Riggs
E-mail: powerballclaimsagentmrriggs@yahoo.com.hk
+44 70457 41644
+44-704-573-0038
Congrats,
Kay Curlver

I just love it when I win "a prize money!" Imagine winning the British Lottery THREE TIMES in the SAME DAY! What a lucky SOB I am! Maybe I'll buy some anti new spam software with my winnings.

I just wish I was this lucky with the lottery tickets I actually purchase!

Help me steal $48 Million!

A tremendously profitable opportunity came into my email box today! A gentleman has offered to share $48 million with me! Here's his email:

From: Mr. William Soo
Seoul,South Korea.

I will introduce myself I am Mr.William Soo a Banker working in a bank in south Korea Until now I am the account officer to most of the south Korea government accounts and I have since discovered that most of the account are dormant account with alot of money in the account on further investigation I found out that one particular account belong to the former president of south Korean MR PARK CHUNG HEE,who ruled south Korean from 1963-1979 and this particular account has a deposit of $48m with no next of kin.

My proposal is that since I am the account officer and the money or the account is dormant and there is no next of kin obviously the account owner the former president of South Korea has died long time ago, that you should provide an account for the money to be transferred.
The money that is floating in the bank right now is $48m and this is what I want to transfer to your account for our mutual benefit.

Please if this is okay by you I will advice that you contact me through my direct email address.
Please this transaction should be kept confidential. For your assistance as the account owner we shall share the money on equal basis.

Your reply will be appreciated.

Thank you.

William Soo

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMM:

1. Mr. Soo likes run-on sentences. The first paragraph of his letter left me positively breathless!

2. MR. PARK CHUNG HEE (spelled Park Chung-hee) ruled South Korea from 1961-1979 (not 1963-1979 as Mr. Soo states).

3. Mr. Park Chung-hee has a daughter-presumably his next of kin- who is very much alive.

4. Obviously any dormant funds left in a South Korean leader's bank account should be shared with a Hot Dog Man in Massachusetts, so I can see why Mr. Soo contacted me post haste!

5. What bank does Mr. Soo work for anyway?

6. When entering into international bank fraud schemes, I usually like to have a few more details on my co-conspirators than a proxy email address!

I'm not sure who is more stupid, the person who would get sucked into whatever it is Mr. Soo is up to or Mr. Soo himself for actually believing there are people stupid enough to fall for this line of BS!