While in Venice last year on vacation, I was fooling around in the pool with my Flip UltraHD Video Camera 
The video that you see here is the result. It's too bad Cisco is discontinuing the Flip UltraHD Video Camera
I thought about putting this video on my new Shark Tank Blog, but posted it here instead.
Enjoy!
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Pool Shark!
All in the Family Theme ENCORE
I like to dust this one off every once in a while. This was the first video I posted to the Hotdogman Channel on Youtube. My little bro and co-blogger on Winning Football Picks was a big help with my surgery last week- he basically carried me home from the hospital and put me to bed. I figured I would thank him by replaying this destined to be a classic cover tune of a famous TV theme from our youth. Without further ado, I present The Theme to All in the Family, sung by Hotdogman and Laz.
View the real Theme to All in the Family HERE
Good Throw!
Our dog LOVES to play fetch. She even has her own special "favorite ball." The particular ball she likes is a little, pink, rubber "basketball" which I gave to my oldest daughter on her first birthday. My oldest is now 18, which makes the ball a little over 17 years old. In the ten years we have had our dog, she has gone through countless tennis balls, chew toys and other assorted paraphernalia- but the little pink ball lives on.
My wife, the lovely and talented Mrs. HDM, loves to play fetch with the dog. Unfortunately, she has a habit of hitting any tree in the way which causes the ball to bounce back down the slope of the hill in our yard.
On a recent attempt at playing fetch with the dog, she outdid herself. This is a case of a picture being worth a thousand words:
Nice throw, Mrs. HDM!!!!!!
Obama Budget Cuts Explained
My mom sent me this gem the other day- she HATES Obama.
This seems very timely.
Trust me, you have to watch this one. I promise you'll end up smarter in just a minute and thirty-eight seconds.
Recently Mr. Obama announced that over the next 90-days he is going to work to cut 100-Million dollars of spending out of the Federal Budget.
A college student explains....
When Insults Had Class
Another funny one from my dad's emails:
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.
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The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.."
- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
- John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.."
- Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx
Seagull likes Hot Dogs
How many hot dogs can a seagull eat? Watch the video to find out! It may surprise you...
Honesty is the best policy
This guy who was panhandling on one of the walkways in Vegas got my dollar for his straightforward, honest sales pitch.
TSA Bumper Stickers
More gems from dad's email. These TSA bumper stickers are a timely laugh for all the holiday travelers. Click the pic for a closer view.
No More "Great Moments"
My favorite thing to watch on TV the past few years has been "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" on the David Letterman Show. The juxtaposition of stirring presidential oratory with Bush's buffoonery always gave me a laugh. The one sad thing about Bush leaving office is this little bit of business will cease. I don't think Barak Obama will give us the same degree of ludicrous prose as his predecessor.
Here is the "farewell episode."
Confession Joke
Little Patrick O'Toole, an altar boy, goes to see Father O'Callahan for confession. He sits in the booth.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"And what is your sin, boy?"
"I have been having impure relations with a girl from our Parish."
"Ah. That is a problem lad. Pray tell me the young lass' name."
"I am sorry Father, I cannot do that."
"You realize I will probably find out anyway, boy. I would like to know so I may help the young girl as well."
"I am sorry Father, I cannot."
The priest begins to think of all the girls in his flock who may be guilty of such an indiscretion. "Was it Mary Fitzpatrick?"
"I cannot say, Father."
"Perhaps it was Margaret Sullivan?"
"I cannot say Father."
"Maybe it was Alice O'Rourke?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Sally O'Brien?"
"Father, I cannot say. I cannot betray the girl."
The priest is exasperated and decides to mete out the boy's penance. "Since you have confessed to such a serious sin and since you won't confide the young lady's identity to me, you have given me no choice: you are hereby suspended from your duties as an altar boy for a period of three months."
Young Patrick leaves the Church to meet his friend, Sean O'Malley outside.
"Patrick, what did you get?"
"Three months vacation and four good leads."
Great Joke for Married Couples
I got this one via email from a friend. This is my wife's new favorite joke!
A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing
in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the
room and sees it is in perfect order. So's the rest of the
house. He takes his aspirins and notices a note on the table:
Honey,
Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
I Love you.
He goes to the kitchen. Sure enough, a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper await him. His son is also at the table,
eating. The man asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and
delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway,
and gave yourself a black eye when you walked into the door."
Confused, the man asks, "So why is everything in order and
so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off you shouted,
"LADY, GET YOUR DAMNED HANDS OFF OF ME! I'M MARRIED!"
Superman is a Dick
I stumbled on this site and I just can't get enough of it! The site is Superdickery.com and it features thousands of comic book covers and panels from old comic books.
The site was started by someone who realized that Superman can be a real dick sometimes! So they collected a bunch of comic covers that prove Superman is a dick. There are other categories too and you can spend hours looking through this site. Look how much of a dick Superman is being on this cover:
Very. Funny. Stuff!
Just Don't Call me Johnson
With the Super Bowl on tomorrow, there will be a whole new crop of funny ads to laugh at. The beer ads are usually the funniest. This ad from the 70's for Anheiser Busch Natural Light was an instant classic. I remember people going around saying "you can call me Ray..." all the time. I had a customer once named Ray-Jay after the commercial!
Enjoy.
Here's Ray doing the same schtick years later.
Screen Cleaner
You know how you get dust and dirt on your flat computer screen or laptop screen? I have been searching for ways to get it off safely and easily. I have used eyeglass cleaning pads , paper towels, even "special" computer screen cleaning wipes.
I am always on the hunt for something better, so I did some searching today and found a number of screen cleaners. You can find a good one HERE.
Hot Dog Stand Gag
I used to love "Candid Camera" when I was a kid. Now, with the online video explosion, there are many videos to view of people getting tricked. I love watching them. Here's a funny "Candid Camera" type bit involving a hot dog stand.
The Perfect Stumble Upon Page
We've all been there. Clicking on the "Stumble!" button in the wee hours, hoping and praying we'll be informed and/or entertained. Some call it addictive, some call it obsessive-my wife calls it "f___ing ridiculous. Whatever you call it, it IS fun and you probably won't stop!
For those of you "Stumbling" endlessly, you can stop stumbling now. The Perfect Stumble Upon Page has been created!
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