Top Ten Stupid Questions asked at the Hot Dog Truck

When its "nutshrinkin cold" like it was today, my mind wanders and I think of things that irritate me to keep the mind off the fact that only a lunatic would be serving hot dogs when its minus 20 degrees outside...(what's that say about the customers?)

10. "Do you have onions?" - Technically not a stupid question, but what self respecting hot dog joint wouldn't have onions?

9. "Busy today?" - Particularly irritating when asked during a torrential rain storm without any other customers in sight.

8. "Is the (insert menu item here) any good?" - It's ALL good!

7. "Can you tell me how to get to (insert direction question here)?" - No. What am I, MapQuest? You want some hot dogs?

6. "Do you have change for a hundred?" -For a Coke?!?!?!?!

5. "Do you have heat in there?" -Yeah, but it doesn't do much good with the window open, so whaddayah want?

4. "How long have you been here?" What, today?

3. "Do you have ribs?" Yeah, someone actually asked this once-Are you friggin kidding?

2. "Where do you get your hot dogs?" Uhm-the hot dog elves bring them around every night at midnight...

And the number one stupid question asked at the Hot Dog Truck...

"Do you have any hot dogs?" -Ugh. I should have listened to my mom and dad and been an engineer....

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Sir Jorge said...

This is by far the best blog i've seen in a long time.

I love hot dogs, I wish this were near me...I need one bad.

hotdogman said...

Hey Thanks-and Thanks for Stoppin by... said...

I like this blog too! Refreshing in a meaty sort of way. Webcam in the offing? Good PPP work too !

Banner Stands said...

I just want to say, your website is quality :-)

I was reading that post about how you decided you wanted to be a hot dog man and I'm sitting here nodding my head.

It's got to be better than the rate race :-)

All the best


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