Men Jokes

All in good fun...

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A: A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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3 comments:

Paulie said...

beer -- get your own if you are old enough to drink it

laundromat -- a man wouldn't be caught dead in a laundromat

small feet -- too bad I don't have bigger ones or might give you a swift kick in the pants

something smart -- some men probably won't ever recognize when anyone says something smart


broken watch --YOU don't need to fix it/replace it since women have a built in clock

let in door -- be a gentleman and open the door for both

male chauvinist -- not much to help one

Miss Always Right -- didn't you have her take you last name? Whose the ***** now?

Wedding cakes have only calories -- no food

Men die before wives -- no man would admit wanting to

equals -- sigh

God didn't rest until after he created man

OK had my say . . . know it was meant as humor but not really funny. Came searching for your blessing --perhaps it is a woman?

hotdogman said...

The really funny thing is a woman sent me this list of jokes!

jay said...

Ha Ha Ha
I loved 'em... pity some people can't see what is funny! Most women would think those were funny, and those that wouldn't... well, good luck to 'em...(and their husbands)

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